One of you,
I know not whom,
Turns the bathroom,
Into a (toilet) paperless
desert.
One of you,
I know not whom,
Turns the carpet,
Into a soggy swamp.
One of you,
I know not whom,
Turns the sink,
Into a hair filled orang-utan.
One of you,
I know not whom,
Turns the waste-basket,
Into an overflowing cup.