3 astronauts were about to head off to the moon.
At the pre-flight press conference they were asked what was the key thing they would do to help themselves deal with the challenges of being in such a remote place.
The German said, "I will drink beer."
To which the Frenchman added, "I'll drink wine."
When asked, the Turk said, "I'll smoke a cigarette."
3 months later upon their return to planet Earth, the horde of press again gathered to see what had happened.
The German and Frenchmen were completely drunk.
The Turk, on the other hand, was visibly shaking. He held up his trembling hand and said, "Quick, give me a lighter!"
[From my lovely wife]
At the pre-flight press conference they were asked what was the key thing they would do to help themselves deal with the challenges of being in such a remote place.
The German said, "I will drink beer."
To which the Frenchman added, "I'll drink wine."
When asked, the Turk said, "I'll smoke a cigarette."
3 months later upon their return to planet Earth, the horde of press again gathered to see what had happened.
The German and Frenchmen were completely drunk.
The Turk, on the other hand, was visibly shaking. He held up his trembling hand and said, "Quick, give me a lighter!"
[From my lovely wife]
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